Why Sheep Are Better Than Women =============================== Sheep can get away any weekend. A sheep will always respect you in the morning. A sheep won't ask: am I the first? Sheep don't care if you're a virgin. Sheep won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore. With sheep you don't have to be a virgin more than once. Every sheep is clothed in pure virgin wool. Sheep don't have any sex hang-ups. You can have as many sheep as you can handle. You only eat mutton when you feel like it. Sheep never need a round of applause. A sheep won't mind hiding in the closet when you mother comes over. A sheep will never make a scene because there are other sheep in the closet. No matter how old you are, you can always get another sheep. A sheep will never give you a hickey. Sheep can stay up all night...and you won't have to sleep on the wet spot. Sheep won't leave you wondering for a month. (Unless you are a rat.) Sheep sometimes prefer group (flock) sex. Sheep won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them. A sheep nobs. You don't have to worry about finding your sheep with: ... another man ... another woman ... a horse You always know where your sheep has been. (if you keep them penned) Sheep don't have mid-life crises. Sheep don't play the guitar and try to find themselves. A sheep won't tell you she's outgrown you intellectually ÿ